Owen: Don't forget, you're giving me a ride home tonight.
Desmond: Oh right. And it's your turn to do the dishes.
Owen: Aww.

Umesh: You share an office and live together? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard!

Owen (on Desmond's back): What's his problem?
Desmond (piloting his Segway): I hope your mom made cookies!