Art: In our last meeting you told me your project was getting back on schedule.
Owen (sitting in a plush armchair): I always forget how comfortable this is!

Art: Owen, is it back on schedule?

Owen (holding up a sheet of paper): Not yet, but we're making great progress. Have a look!

Art (reading the sheet): You have a schedule for getting back on schedule?
Owen: Yes, but it's a little behind schedule.