Art (holding a sheet of paper): Owen, this claims you're an "expert project manager".
Owen: That's true!
Art: Pardon my saying so, but you don't seem like an expert.
Owen (playing with a Slinky): I mean it's true that it says I am.
Art: Are you admitting to lying on your resume?
Owen: I asked the Kinko's kid to punch it up for me.
Art: That would explain all the emoticons.
Owen (smiling): Those are mine.