Desmond: I'll begin our demo by opening a connection to the server. Hmmm, network problems. Rebooting didn't help.

Desmond (starting to sweat): Fortunately I brought a backup for just this eventuality. ...Same problem. Let's try recompiling the kernel.

Desmond: Finally, we're connected... "Database integrity error?!" Son of a bitch--
Owen: How's it going? Did I miss the standing ovation?