Eliza: I heard there's a new developers-only mailing list.
Desmond: How did you know about that?!
Eliza: I think it's great that you guys have a place to talk privately.
Desmond: Oh! Well it's nice that you --
Eliza (whispering in Desmond's ear): Add me or I'll tell Marketroid your product's "a little light on features."
Eliza (checking email on her phone): You were right: he totally caved!
Janitor (checking email on his phone): This is so much better than the janitor mailing list.