Art: "... It's like a Rube Goldberg machine as drawn by Escher on LSD. In conclusion, this botched abortion is a user interface only a developer could love."
Marketroid: Gentlemen, our next step is obvious.

Art: Total redesign, setting the project back by months?
Marketroid: New slogan! "By developers, for developers!"

Owen: I think you're our new head of design.
Desmond: Two words: command lines!