We are watching a black and white film reel.
Owen (narrating as Sharey the Open Source Horse): Is open source safe? Let's ask the experts!
Owen (in dress and wig, with "Owen's Mom" sign around neck): *Free software? But how will you make a living and attract a wife and give me grandchildren?
Geordi: My entire life runs on open source. But then I don't have much of a life.
Umesh: So you're, what, a horse now? Have some dignity, man.