Owen: Did you rename that file for me?
Desmond: I hate repeating work, so I wrote a script to do it.
Owen: Where is it?
Desmond: I didn't like the scripting language, so I wrote a new one. Of course it needed its own runtime and libraries.
Owen: All this to rename a file?
Desmond: Actually this version doesn't support that feature.
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