Desmond: Where did Marketroid find that thing, anyway?
Owen: Company archives. The former CEO used to dress as Santa every year. Until lapgate.
Desmond: Well you can take it off now.
Owen: I've become kind of attached to it.
Desmond: sniff Is that... epoxy?
Owen (unsuccessfully trying to pull the beard off): Hi, Kendra!
Kendra the Barista: Sorry, I don't date welcome mats.