There are few sports more exciting than this particular race to the bottom. The winner is the one who started working on the lamest, least-functional piece of hardware. Bonus points if your story includes the phrase "wax drum" or mocks that newfangled technology called "binary".
Umesh: There's the problem: we're off by one.
Desmond: Debuggers sure are better than they used to be!
Umesh: I remember when we used debugging terminals.
Desmond: I remember when we didn't have access to source code.
Desmond: Trace statements!
Owen: Punch cards.
Owen: You always forget that summer I worked at the computer museum.