Desmond: Come on, let me see.
Owen (covering his mouth and chin with his hands): No. I'm repulsive. This is all your fault.

Desmond: You're exaggerating.
Owen (covering mouth with a magazine): There's a reason I've had a beard since high school! I hate my face!

Desmond: I always thought you looked like that guy on TV in the 80s, what was his name? Oh! Doogie Howser!
Owen (revealing his clean-shaven face): Really? That's not so bad.

Desmond: No, wait... It was ALF.
Owen: Grow! Hnnggghhh! Groooow!