Desmond: I have installed a set of macros on your computer.
Desmond: Based on a comprehensive analysis of your typing habits I estimate that these will save you a minimum of six hours a week.
Desmond: This easy-to-use chart shows exactly what to do for your most common scenarios.
Desmond: You can go home when you've learned them.
Owen (duct taped to his chair): I'm hungry!
Desmond: Pizza is for power users.