Umesh: Are you still reviewing my code?
Desmond: I just finished. Overall it looked great! Nice work!
Umesh: What's this? You don't like my variable names?
Desmond: Well, uh, I just thought they could be clearer.
Umesh: Clear? I have a degree in computer science from the nation's second largest university! How's that for clear?
Desmond: How does th--
Umesh: 5th Place, 2003 Monopoly Regional Championship in Wichita, Kansas... Is that clear enough for you!?