Owen: So that's your new phone huh? Who makes it?
Desmond: I did! It's a Cambodian smartphone chassis running my own custom build of the Android open-source OS, connected to the network operator of my choice!

Owen: What can it do?
Desmond: Anything! The hardware is completely accessible via the comprehensive API!

Owen: What does it do?
Desmond: Boots to a command line. Almost.