Not Invented Here comic strip for 4/19/2010
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Monday, April 19, 2010

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Desmond (surrounded by junk food wrappers): Sugar and caffeine are even better after staying off them for a week. I feel like I could bench press a space tank!

Owen (wearing workout clothes): That stuff will kill you.
Desmond: What the... After everything, you're still following the company health guidelines?

Owen: I was skeptical at first, but have you seen the incentives?

Desmond (reading the incentive sheet): "10% off your next assisted suicide when you drink two wheatgrass smoothies."
Owen (holding a glass of sickly green liquid): Halfway there!