Art: Mark, have you seen how the production team eats? It's shameful.
Marketroid: I once walked in on Owen eating a deep-fried cantaloupe.
Art: The way these people abuse their bodies could end up costing us millions in elevated health insurance premiums.
Marketroid: What they need is a good scare...
Marketroid: Picture this: Every week a random employee drops dead. Heart attack. Well, we make it look like a heart attack...
Art: Or we could just re-open the company gym and institute a healthy eating policy.
Marketroid: What about morale?