Marketroid: I don't eat, which allows me 43% more networking efficiency during lunch meetings.
Thin Businesswoman: Hey, me too!
Businessman: Speaking of efficiency, have you heard of scrum?
Businessman: It's a project management technique that promotes productivity by likening employees to farm animals and forcing them to stand during meetings!
Marketroid? Employees? You mean the pigs?
Businessman: So you have heard of it.