Not Invented Here comic strip for 5/3/2010
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Monday, May 3, 2010

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Businessman: Scone?
Marketroid: I don't eat, which allows me 43% more networking efficiency during lunch meetings.
Thin Businesswoman: Hey, me too!

Businessman: Speaking of efficiency, have you heard of scrum?

Businessman: It's a project management technique that promotes productivity by likening employees to farm animals and forcing them to stand during meetings!

Marketroid? Employees? You mean the pigs?
Businessman: So you have heard of it.