Umesh: That's it? That's your super-secret side project?
Desmond: You know how we're always surprised when our software crashes? Meet Nostradamus!
Desmond: It gathers metrics and health predictors from all our components, and runs them through a proprietary algorithm to tell us when something's about to go wrong before it happens!
Desmond: There's never been anything like it! We'll--
Umesh (pointing at monitor): You spelled that word wrong. FAIL