Desmond (showing his laptop to Umesh during lunch): I completed a spell-check of the entire user-interface!
Umesh: That button should be on the left side.
Desmond (chasing after Umesh in the parking lot): I aligned all the controls!
Umesh: Your startup time is pitiful.
Desmond (at Umesh's house): You're paying attention to the wrong things! This is a one-of-a-kind breakthrough!
Umesh (in his pajamas): FAIL