Owen (eating lunch with Desmond): ... So the mechanic says, "Those aren't exhaust fumes, that's my wife!"
Umesh (arriving at their table): That doesn't make any sense.
Umesh: An internal combustion engine generates energy through the burning of fossil fuels. The resulting gaseous byproduct is unlikely to be mistaken for a human female.
Umesh (sitting down with his brown-bagged lunch): Furthermore, on the topic of fossil fuels...
Owen (to Desmond): Run.