Owen: Fang, will you read this? I want your honest feedback.
Fang (holding several sheets of paper): "'Godzilla: An Atomic Love Story', a totally bitchin' fan fiction by Owen."
View of the top sheet of paper, a crude drawing of Godzilla in love.
Fang: Why are you showing me this?
Owen: You're Japanese. I need an expert's opinion.
Fang (angry): I'm Chinese.
Owen: Oh, I'm sorry! I've offended you...
Owen: You probably lost some family in the 1989 Godzilla vs Biollante attack. Please accept my condolences.