This strip ended up a lot dirtier than the way I first wrote it. THANKS, PAUL.
Desmond: What did you do?
Umesh: I'm not the one who goes around rewriting perfectly good programs.
Desmond: But it's different.
Umesh: Oh, well, yes, I did adjust our coding standards slightly while you and your little friends were away.
Desmond: How dare you! You violated it! You made it dirty!
Umesh: Oh, please! That code was practically begging for bigger indentation. And I delivered in spades!
Desmond: That's not true! You take that back!
Umesh: Sorry. Size matters.