I hope every one of you who has ever criticized Owen's intelligence is feeling bad right now. Making fun of a brave brain-injury survivor -- you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Desmond: You really don't remember any programming stuff?
Owen: Nope. In fact a lot of things seem pretty confusing now.
Owen: Like this morning, I ate a bunch of that thin white stuff in the bathroom.
Desmond: Toilet paper?
Owen: That's it!
Desmond: So what are you gonna do now? Guess you can't go back to compsci.
Owen: I'm thinking more project management--