I told a friend in the software business about this sequence and I actually watched him turn a different color as he mentally recalled similar struggles. This job can be so satisfying!
Desmond: You've crashed on me for the last time, you pile of garbage! I'll fix you..
Greg: Whoa! Slow down there, speedy!
Greg: If you're having a technical issue, policy dictates you report it to I.T..
Desmond: I know what the problem is. It'll take me maybe ten minutes.
Greg: Desmond, where would this country be if people starting solving their own problems?
Desmond: But... I can just... There's no need to...
Desmond: You're going to rat me out, aren't you?
Greg: I've already sent I.T. one of my patented Tattle-Texts(tm)