Hmmm. By show of hands who would buy this tape if we made it available as official Not Invented Here merchandise? I think I would. I think I'd buy it all.
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Mike: Repair Squadron Alpha on the scene. Subject is a sedentary Pacific Islander, male, early 30s. Over.
Desmond: Uh, hello? Are you here to fix my computer?
Mike: Mike Oscar, Head of I.T.. We received a call from HR about an unauthorized repair attempt?
Desmond: Yeah, I already know what the problem is, so...
Mike: I need everyone out of this area while I establish a perimeter.
Desmond: Oh! Uh... okay...
Mike puts up tape reading "Caution: Helpless Luddites" and "Keep out: Computer Repair in Progress"
Desmond: Well that is just rude.