We made a t-shirt. You may enjoy it.
Mike Oscar can kill a man with a toothpick. Actually he doesn't even need the toothpick, but it's helpful for getting the gristle out of his teeth afterwards.
Mike: What's going on here?
Desmond: Nothing! Just... dusting the keyboard, ha ha.
Mike: This is repair squadron Alpha to based. Problem unit appears to be fixed. Repeat, fixed. Over.
Desmond: Huh! I guess whatever you did must have worked.
Mike: All I did was run a virus scan.
Desmond: The... best virus scan ever!