Fascinatingly, Marketroid actually excretes website copy.
Marketroid: New logo, new *interface, fully integrated social media funcionality and it auto-plays that dance music the kids today love so much!
Desmond: How did you do this so fast?
Marketroid: That's nothing! Check out your bio.
Desmond: "DJ Kalani" is a totally swag software designer from the Jersey shore. When he's not crunching code you can find him crunching his *sweet abs in the gym."
Marketroid: If anyone asks, your middle name is "Jeff".