Geordi: Desmond, this is Emerson Ali.
Desmond: You grabbed the wrong person, Geordi. We're looking for more of a portly, ethnic fellow...

Emerson: Ha! I get that a lot. Nice to meet you.

Emerson: Hey, did somebody's kid leave his space toys lying around?

Emerson (checking his phone): Hold on, guys. Fantasy Football Draft. You know how it is.
Desmond's head has turned into a giant flashing red warning light.