Fan extraordinaire Jeff Lowrey pledged big bucks to be featured in NIH in our Kickstarter earlier this year. I interviewed him by email to find out which of his character traits would be most entertaining to exaggerate, and it came out that he is kind of a nut about posting to forums - almost 20,000 posts to this one alone - at which point this sequence more or less wrote itself. I can't prove that he has an army of clones helping him in real life, but I can't prove he doesn't.